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when someone calls you a nerd

I prefer you call me boss.

What?

I will be your boss in the future!


When someone says in you're dreams

You can't control my dreams, duh

When someone roasts you

Awwwww, you should say that to your mom

When someone says no one likes you

Okay, whatever helps you sleep at night.

When someone says a bad word to you

You think your the only one who can say that, well your wrong

when someone calls you a snitch

Oh come on, getting rid of bullies is a good thing!

when someone tells you to be quiet

I don't think so. Your just jealous of me, and your trying to change me.

But that's not going to work.

When someone says you created the middle finger

Oh, I created it so I can use it on you

when someone says your dumb

What makes you so smart?

When someone says you talk to much

Oh really. Look whose talking.

When someone calls you fat

Well, at least I can be slim for free if I want, but it will cost you a few thousand dollars for you to get plastic surgery.

When someone calls you ugly

Well, yeah maybe I am. But at least I don't have a ugly heart like you!